Based in HOTLANTA, GA, IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME is a blog by A SEVERELY SINGLE (but sexy) FEMALE. Her posts explore PERSONAL ENCOUNTERS WITH MAMA'S BOYS, SEMI-GROWN ASS MEN, SEXY STRANGERS AND OF COURSE YOUR CLASSIC FUCK BOY.

The East Cobb Snob

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Born and raised in East Cobb. He was sweet, corny and too cheap to pay for $20 parking in the midst of a thunderstorm.

Background info
The East Cobb Snob is in his very early 30s and an Atlanta native.  He is in medical sales and travels a lot for work.  He's cute but not that cute, under 6'0, has a slight lisp and loves his dog a little too much. In my opinion your dog's tongue should never enter your mouth... not even the tip. Overall he was a pretty sweet guy and at one point I think he was madly in love with me after dating for a month. He was in love with my coco LOL.

How did we meet?
We met on a dating app (bumble).

What Happened?
 

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