Based in HOTLANTA, GA, IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME is a blog by A SEVERELY SINGLE (but sexy) FEMALE. Her posts explore PERSONAL ENCOUNTERS WITH MAMA'S BOYS, SEMI-GROWN ASS MEN, SEXY STRANGERS AND OF COURSE YOUR CLASSIC FUCK BOY.

Lord of the Dance

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**I'm just a love machine and I wanna work on my body with you.... laaaaa lala la laaaaaaa laaaa laaaaa***  A 70s disco is where this one belongs, probably one of the weirdest people I've been on a date with.

Background info
Lord of the dance is in his mid 30s and is not an Atlanta native but he has lived here long enough.  He is a director for one of the ATL professional sports teams. I will not tell you which one because I don't want you ladies to go searching for him on the interwebs lol. He has a pretty sweet townhouse in a popular side of town. He is of average height and in great physical shape (I heard he used to play college sports). On the outside it looks like this guy is pretty normal but on the inside he resembles something like a Fred Astaire meets James Brown. He's kind of fucking crazy.

How did we meet?
We met on a dating app (bumble).

What Happened?

Stick Built

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